Kburger (KBURG) Whitepaper
Forget serious crypto, grab a Kburger! A meme token inspired by Mr. Krabs, built for laughs & community. Join the Krabby Patty party!
Introduction
Ahoy there, mateys! Get ready to dive into the deep fryer of crypto with Kburger (KBURG), the meme token hotter than a fresh Krabby Patty straight off the grill! Inspired by the one and only Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob SquarePants, the crustacean king of cash and creator of the legendary Krabby Patty, Kburger is your ticket to a world of pure meme madness.
Forget utility, forget complex tech – Kburger is all about fun, hype, and a community that’s goofier than Patrick Star on a jellyfishing trip. We're not promising Lambos (maybe some Krabby Patty wrappers though!), but we are serving up a heaping helping of laughs and the chance to ride the meme wave.
Our mission is simple: to bring joy (and maybe some digital doubloons) to our holders, just like Krabby Patties bring happiness and profit to Mr. Krabs. Let's face it, the crypto world needs more memes and fewer… well, you know… serious promises. So grab your spatula, flip some burgers, and let's get this Krabby Patty party started!
Networks and Ticker
Cross-Chain Krabby Goodness! Kburger (KBURG) is serving up meme deliciousness across both Ethereum (ERC-20) and Binance Smart Chain (BEP-20). This dual-chain deployment means more of you plankton-brained investors can join the fun, whether you're team ETH or team BNB.
The ticker is KBURG across all chains, keeping it simple like Mr. Krabs' business model. Official contract addresses for both chains will be blasted across our website and socials faster than Squidward can complain.
Official Contract Addresses:
Ethereum (ERC-20): [ERC-20 Contract Address Will Be Here] (Announced on website & socials soon!)
Binance Smart Chain (BEP-20): [BEP-20 Contract Address Will Be Here] (Announced on website & socials soon!)
Tokenomics: Krabby Patty Formula
The Secret Formula is Out (Almost)! Here’s the recipe for KBURG tokenomics, carefully crafted to balance meme hype, community love, and sustainable burger flipping:
Total Supply: 50,000,000,000 KBURG - That's a lot of patties!
Token Allocation Breakdown:
Presale Allocation: 11,875,000,000 KBURG (23.75%) - Early bird gets the Krabby Patty!
Stage 1: 2.5B tokens @ $0.000054 - Spongebob Special Price!
Stage 2: 3.75B tokens @ $0.000108 - Patrick's Pick Price!
Stage 3: 5.625B tokens @ $0.000216 - Mr. Krabs' Favorite Price (almost)!
Team: 10% (Locked/Vested) - Even Mr. Krabs needs a cut, but we're locked and loaded for the long haul! No sneaky Squidwards dumping here!
Marketing: 15% - Fueling the meme machine! Ads, influencers, meme contests, and more to spread the Krabby Patty gospel!
Liquidity: 30% - Smooth trading is key! Ensuring there are plenty of patties to go around (liquidity for swaps!).
Burn: 10% - Burn, baby, burn! Making KBURG scarcer than Plankton's success rate.
Reserve/Airdrops: 11.25% - Treats for the community! Rewards, airdrops, and maybe even a free Krabby Patty NFT!
Tokenomics Explained:
We've cooked up tokenomics that are designed to be fair and fun. Presale buyers get in early, the team is vested to prevent any funny business, marketing keeps the hype train rolling, liquidity makes trading easy, burns create scarcity, and reserves reward our awesome community. It’s a balanced diet of meme-onomics!
Presale Details: Get Your Krabby Patties Early!
Presale Stages - Price Goes Up Like Mr. Krabs' Profits!
Kburger's presale is split into three stages, each with a price that increases faster than Plankton tries to steal the secret formula, and more tokens available:
Stage 1: 2.5B KBURG @ $0.000054 (~$135,000) - The "Bargain Bin" Krabby Patty Stage! Stage 2: 3.75B KBURG @ $0.000108 (~$405,000) - The "Slightly More Expensive But Still Worth It" Stage! Stage 3: 5.625B KBURG @ $0.000216 (~$1,215,000) - The "Mr. Krabs' Price" Stage!
Total Presale Supply: 11.875B tokens - Don't miss out on the early bird special! Total Raise Goal: ~$1.755M - Let's fill Mr. Krabs' vault! Accepted Currencies: ETH (Ethereum), BNB (BSC) - We take both shiny coins! Use of Funds: Marketing (ads, influencers, meme wizards!), DEX liquidity (greasing the trading wheels), listings (PancakeSwap & Uniswap – the Krusty Krab and Chum Bucket of DEXs), and operations (keeping the fryers running!).
Unclaimed tokens at the end of the presale? They might get burned to increase scarcity or added to the liquidity pool to make trading even smoother. We'll decide what's spicier!
Listing Plan: From Presale to PancakeSwap & Uniswap!
Post-Presale - KBURG Goes Public! Get ready to trade your Krabby Patties on the open market!
KBURG will be listed on:
PancakeSwap (BSC) - The Krusty Krab of BSC!
Uniswap (Ethereum) - The Chum Bucket… just kidding, it’s also awesome!
We're aiming to lock liquidity faster than Mr. Krabs locks up his safe and submit applications to CoinGecko and CoinMarketCap quicker than Spongebob can flip a patty. Our goal is maximum meme exposure and a fair launch for everyone, from Bikini Bottom to the depths of the internet!
Roadmap: Charting the Krabby Patty Course!
Our Krabby Roadmap - No Promises, Just Patty Power!
Q2 2025 - Setting Sail!
Launch website and socials – Hoist the KBURG flag!
Community building & meme drops – Fueling the meme fires!
Whitepaper release (that's this delicious document!) – The Krabby Patty recipe revealed!
Q3 2025 - Presale Plunge!
Presale (3 stages) – Get your early bird patties!
Influencer marketing blitz – Spreading the Krabby word!
Late Q3 2025 - Launch Ahoy!
Token distribution – Patties for everyone!
DEX listings (Uniswap, PancakeSwap) – Open for trading!
Burn event – Making KBURG even rarer!
Q4 2025 - Meme Mania!
Meme contests, NFT drops – Show us your Krabby creativity!
Community roles & KBURG Club – Join the Krabby crew!
2026+ - Beyond Bikini Bottom!
Potential game or NFT expansion – Krabby Patty Universe?
Possible CEX listings – Going mainstream like Krabby Patties!
Community-led initiatives – You tell us where to go next!
Important Note: Roadmaps are like jellyfish – they float around and sometimes sting. No guarantees here, folks. We're in meme coin territory.
Conclusion: Join the Cult of Krabs!
Kburger isn't a promise of riches. It's a meme. A glorious, greasy, crypto burger dripping with satire and community spirit. We're here to build a legendary token that lives in the hearts (and wallets) of memecoin lovers everywhere.
No roadmap guarantees. No financial advice. No false promises of moon missions. Just KBURG, memes, and MAYHEM!
Join the Cult of Krabs. Stack your burgers. Let’s make crypto fun again, one Krabby Patty at a time!
Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. We're serving up pure meme energy. Invest responsibly, or just come for the laughs. Don't be a Plankton, join the Krabby crew!
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